why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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