My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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