Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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