It's Friday. Sex?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Shame - the story of my life.
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