have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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