My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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