Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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