Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Found the puke drawer
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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