Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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