Jerry, you need to find god
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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