Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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