I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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