Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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