What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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