Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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