Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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