found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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