i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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