I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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