oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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