How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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