You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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