You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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