It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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