when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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