Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
