Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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