Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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