i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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