Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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