first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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