Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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