Do vagina's smell?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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