just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
do nipples grow back?
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