The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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