Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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