Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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