is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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