So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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