C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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