You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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