would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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