there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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