Grow some girl-balls and come out already
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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