So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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