I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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