I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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