I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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