just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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