i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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