belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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