I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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