He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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