I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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