So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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