Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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